Bill walking into a bar found his friend Joe sitting on a stool. “Joe, I’m glad to see that your wife let you out of the house,”Bill said. “Things have been different with my wife,” said Joe. “In fact, just the other day, I decided to show her who was the boss.”“How did you do that?” asked Bill. “As she was climbing on me the other night, I said to her, ‘I’m going to show you who the boss is in this relationship.’”“What happened?” “Well, I managed to get her on her hands and knees.”“How did you do that?” “I jumped out of the bed and went into underneath it.”▶ organ of human body:인체의 기관▶ let a person out of house:외출시키다▶ boss:상전▶ on one’s hands and knees:무릎 꿇고 엎드리다바에 들어선 빌은 카운터에 앉아 있는 조를 발견했다. “이거 반가운 일 아닌가, 자네 마누라가 외출을 허락해줬으니.”“사정이 달라졌다네, 마누라하고 말야. 실은 일전에 내가 줏대있는 사람이라는 걸 보여주기로 했지 뭔가.”“어떻게 했는데?” “마누라가 기어올라오기에 ‘이 관계는 내가 주도해야겠어’라고 하지 않았겠어.”“그랬더니 어떻게 됐나?” “납죽 엎드리게 했지 뭔가.”“어떻게 했는데?” “침대에서 뛰쳐나와 그 아래로 숨어버렸거든.”
